Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Just want to say hi!

Hi, I'm Bert, and like Ernie, I am a left wing liberal and proud of it. I just wanted to say hi to everyone, and I will be posting some thoughts later on. Here is my first thought of the Blog: The problems we face in this country cannot be solved by the ones who created them.

Monday, April 24, 2006

SO THREE GUYS ARE SITTING IN AN AIRPLANE

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 6 billion people unbelievably happy."