Where Did Bert Go?!!!!

Somewhere, Somehow Bert has disappeared. He tells me he needs a new password and his computer is screwed up! Frankly, I think the Evil Bert has gotten a hold of him. He's hanging out with some right wing wacko bent on international destruction. Is that you with Rumsfield? I think I saw a picture of Bert and John Negraponte together. Don't join the Death Squads!!! Where have you taken my good friend! When will he be coming back. Stay tuned. But for now, check out this hilarious joke site: Bert is Evil!